Don’t let my pretty face fool ya
On weekends I work, then I’m free
I think you’re a prize
Nice hair and nice eyes
So how bout a coffee with me!
You’ll have a good time
My companies fine
I’m honest and I love my Mom
So what do ya think
I’m clean I don’t stink
I know that we’ll have some fun
Designed for all you guys that don’t want rejection face to face, hell who does! just drop this little gem of a card on the desk of whom ever tickles your fancy then run, run far and fast. If she likes ya she’ll track ya down; if she don’t she won’t. The best part is you’ll never even know whether she dissed ya or was just fatally wounded on her way home.