Peanut Butter Fudge Fairies Comedy (real recipe)

PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE:  With hesitation…no, actually I had no hesitation, I cunningly subjected my male family members to humiliation in the making of this fudge making thriller.

I  promise to destroy all De-emasculating images of all my male family members from my computer media. I also applaud my dog Trooper for performing his own stunts.  

I am in the mood for peanut butter fudge?

 “Hey Buddy! wanna bake with meDude! seriously…no! and put your leg down

 But cooking with my son-in-law would be a fine memory. And it would mean a lot to Denise. She has been sewing and has designed some chef hats and aprons just for men. We should honor her and model them in the kitchen.

“Ok…fine…for Denise I will, but only this one time,  never again, not in this lifetime and NO ONE  better ever ever find out about this fool idea.

I think we look swell.                                 I will always hate you for this.

“Oh Daddy”

Troop! come on, it’s guys bonding time in the kitchen

“bonding time? you two! ummm NO!

Denise’s directions say to first blend 1 cup margarine, 1 teaspoon vanilla, 1/3 cup peanut butter and 1 1/2 cups flour in a bowl until thoroughly blended. This is the strangest thing I have ever seen, what do you think son in law?

” Oh for sure father in law, undoubtedly…..  strangest thing I’ve e-v-e-r seen” I almost forgot about my sad sorry state because this recipe is just so darn strange.        

“oh come now, we look swell”

Now we have to have a greased pan ready for our lovely peanut butter fudge. Look son-in-law, I think Denise would approve of this choice dish!

I believe it’s time to boil 1 cup of water with 2 cups of white sugar until it reaches 250 F hard ball stage. Look son-in-law, it really works!

Now we shall pour this very hot sugar-water into our flour mixture and blend  it quickly; then pour into our choice greased dish.

I am impressed son-in-law, your expertise in pouring is magnifico.

Now we shall let it cool.

Daaaa- da-dum-dum- daaaaaaaa………. ummm

“Well…where’s the damn fudge?”
“oh…this must be it”

!!OH- MY- GA-W-D!!


Well… just look at our delicious fudge son in law…I am delighted with our results!

Well father in law…I admit, we did do a damn fine job.


” And you guys (some may call girls) are on crack. Not only am I sick to my gutz I am humiliated. I have allowed myself to be seen in your “queer boys bonding  in the kitchen crap”. I will never recover.



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