Meet Bud the Stud..Santas new lead hand

My rough side.

Meet Bud The Stud..Santas New Lead Hand

Bud the Stud looks like crud and hangs out in the john

He’s always ill from homemade swill, but still he mushes on

He cannot spell or write to well, so Santa took him in

He pulls the sleigh on Christmas day, while drinking rum and gin

EVERY TRICK I KNOW

MEET MERRY MOO

I’m Merry Moo I smoke and chew, my milk will make you drunk

I have some broken teeth and I smell just like a skunk

My brain is fried from grass I’ve tried, so I feel really great

 But these old tricks aren’t working, I just can’t get a date

There it is, my naughty side.

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6 thoughts on “Meet Bud the Stud..Santas new lead hand”

  1. Gosh Bud the Stud is a real hunk, I bet the ladies can’t get enough of him. Merry Moo is hilarious, well done on them both

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