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Desperate for relief I did the unthinkable, I made a poster, hung it on my front door and waited for the cops

I was at my wits ends living next door to bad neighbors. The booze and crack parties they enjoyed most days and every night always prompted their 4  dogs to participate in uncontrollable and excessive barking . I was so desperate for relief that I did the unthinkable, I made a poster and hung it on my front door and waited for the cops. Continue reading Desperate for relief I did the unthinkable, I made a poster, hung it on my front door and waited for the cops

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The Art of a Baker…My published work

I tried to run a small bakery in my home for a little while. I figured it would be a good platform to build a small home business doing things I love to do so I got creative with both baking and art combined. I called it Cartoon Kitchen and my tag line was the art of a baker. It did well enough but I wasn’t able to keep up to the demand for my homemade bread without a large dough mixing machine so I shut it down. In developing my kitchen I created my cartoons and started writing comedy style recipes and ingredient labels. For fun I continued to write, sketch and teach myself how to produce my cartoons on the computer. I still bake for not for sale. I garden and have discovered the joys of backyard chicken farming. I’ve designed greeting cards, shopping lists, calendars, books and the list goes on. Hope you enjoy it here and have some fun Continue reading The Art of a Baker…My published work

Froggle Wogg Cake photo & recipe

JUST SOME FUN STUFF I LIKE TO DESIGN

My art work and recipes

 

I hope to showcase a new graphic daily and “when my computer stops giving me so much trouble” I hope to finally figure out how to insert my recipes from word. Until I get the original froggle wogg cake recipe you can try this one:

Go find a froggle frog and put him in your purse or, pocket if you’re a guy. Put a little spit on your hand and pet him so he stays calm until you get home. Find an ice cream pail and dig a hole in the middle of the ice cream (this will be similar to a mud hole for him and he will enjoy it). Drop him in it along with a fly or knat, he is probably hungry now after travelling with you. Now you can woggle him, I don’t know what woggle means but it seems to finish this recipe off pretty good.

FROGGLE WOGG CAKE

JUST A CUTE CATEGORY NAME FOR KIDS CAKES

 

For a very short time I ran a bakery in my home. I love to bake as much as I love to design with my art. I use my cartoons to represent and decorate all my products. This was a request for a pirate ship theme birthday cake. Using a photo program I put the little guys face on my cartoon body. There is no secret recipe here, just a chocolate cake with butter cream icing.

It’s primitive, don’t eat raw rats.

! CONGRATULATIONS !

YOU!…have been chosen to participate and receive our

   HOUSE & HOUND HAPPY CARD  😆

 

Recipients are chosen based on character and other good stuff

YOUR CHARACTER IS OUTSTANDING

Your OTHER STUFF 😀 IS GOOD TO

 House & Hound thank you for your participation

House & Hound is a private organization

Dedicated to the cause of good stuff & laughter for all

UNLESS YOU’RE A RAT

The cat in the photo is eating a rat. House & Hound warns against these practices. It’s primitive and unnecessary, we have a deli downstairs so please don’t eat this,

 

😆 ! GO GET A COOKED ONE ! 😆 

Her Permanent Face…what i learned in my first blog

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 Was having trouble setting up with fancy words I see

Like widget, spam and “WHATS LOG OUT”? It’s all a mystery.

I called and said to dear old Sis, my head is in a fog,

I’m not so good at this, you know, please edit my first blog.

She said OK, just let me know when you log out, I’ll fix,

I’m pretty good at techy stuff, I know a lot of tricks.

I left the page and she stormed in to conquer and replace

The screwy mess I made throughout my little blogging place.

Half a day and cursing now, she said, “I need some drinks.

This blog of yours is HORRIBLE, your understanding stinks.

I cannot do a thing in here, my hands you see are bound

I start to fix a paragraph and pop-ups shut me down.

The pages freeze and tick me off, I’m stressed, I’m gotta quit.

You need to fix it up yourself, I really hate your shit.”

I thought that I would cry but then decided just to pout

But then I saw with toothy grin that I was not logged out.

 MY SIS LOGGED IN TO FIX MY MESS

TO ORGANIZE AND PLACE….

MY BLOGS A MESS, IT STRESSED HER OUT.

NOW HERE’S HER PERMANENT FACE!

I’ve learned recently (yesterday) that log out and close page are different computer terms. My sister learned recently (yesterday) why some people drink.

Boy Meets Girl

Don’t let my pretty face fool ya

I’m rugged and tough, I’m more than enough

On weekends I work, then I’m free

I think you’re a prize

Nice hair and nice eyes

So how bout a coffee with me!

 

You’ll have a good time

My companies fine

I’m honest and I love my Mom

So what do ya think

I’m clean I don’t stink

I know that we’ll have some fun

Designed for all you guys that don’t want rejection face to face, hell who does! just drop this little gem of a card on the desk of whom ever tickles your fancy then run, run far and fast. If she likes ya she’ll track ya down; if she don’t she won’t. The best part is you’ll never even know whether she dissed ya or was just fatally wounded on her way home.